Dear size 8 (or 10) Fuzzy Fleece Pullover,
are you feeling unfulfilled and neglected tucked away in someones closet unused and unloved? Please come find me as I’m desperately seeking a love connection with you. I have a few lulu friends in my closet I would love for you to meet.
Sincerely,
someone who is cold and needing a snuggle from a delightfully soft fleece pullover in a color and neckline that makes me look amazing.